More Bananas For Everyone

I like fruit very much, but I never eat it. It is uncomfortable to peel and carry around: it warms, crushes, dribbles and stains. To eat an orange you have to have a knife, remove the skin, open it with your fingers with the result that your hands will smell like oranges for two days, slip on the floor or on the desk if you are in the office. If you do not have a knife even underneath the nails become orange and you can say goodbye to your polish. In China you have to peel the apples if you do not want get liver cancer. If you are not in China and trust the local farmers, you can bite

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